The Sweet and Sour of the Stay-At-Home Life
Maybe it got left at the wrong house. Was your new neighbor expecting something?
Annie,please email me ASAP. Brian wants to talk to Martin about email@example.com
that is really strange.I couldn't find my cookie sheet tonight. My only one. It's nowhere. Where do you misplace a cookie sheet in a tiny apartment with two kitchen cabinets?Weird things.
I think you hit on the answer Joannie!A WIZARD stole your cookie sheet and with a magical spell he turned it into a television and then put it in the back of his wizards pickup truck and then dropped it off at Annie's house!What I don't get, though, is why he didn't just work the spell on annie's front porch because then he wouldn't have to carry a heavy TV all that way.
I bet the TV was left by the manners-challenged person who wrote you the hate-mail about your parenting skills. He/she thought you were depriving your children not only with caring for their needs day and night, but for not allowing them a lot of TV viewing.
I like Ben's idea. I never did find my cookie sheet.But I have to admit, Stephanie's idea had crossed my mind too.
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